Slop Curator

arabic-style-curator

Curate Arabic prose for dialect authenticity, natural Arabic-English code-switching, house vocabulary, Egyptian spoken cadence, banned AI expressions, and phrase-bank guidance. Use for Egyptian Arabic, Saudi Arabic, MSA, neutral Arabic, bilingual content, or when Arabic sounds translated, generic, or mechanically formal.

commercial-copy-director

Build or edit advertising copy, landing-page copy, campaign copy, marketing playbooks, offers, headlines, and CTAs using audience awareness, real objections, proof, specificity, and decision context. Use when the writing must persuade commercially without fabricated proof, fake urgency, generic hype, or psychological pressure.

plain-spoken-writing

Use when drafting or rewriting prose that should sound like the speaker actually talks, especially Egyptian Arabic, Arabic-English code-switching, social posts, emails, business writing, personal voice, conversational copy, or when output feels polished, generic, formal, or AI-written.

slop-audit

Audit prose for named AI-slop patterns without rewriting or guessing authorship. Use when the user asks what sounds generic, formulaic, robotic, over-polished, or AI-like and wants evidence instead of an edit.

slop-pattern-repair

Repair specific recurring phrase, structure, rhythm, agency, metadiscourse, and formatting patterns after a draft has been read in context. Use when the user wants targeted anti-slop cleanup rather than a general rewrite.

slop-quality-gate

Check an edited or newly written draft for factual drift, voice loss, over-editing, residual formulaic patterns, robotic rhythm, sayability failures, and output-contract failures. Use after a rewrite, a plain-spoken pass, or when the user wants a quality check.

slop-router

Route a writing or content request through the minimum connected Slop Curator Skills needed. Use for anti-slop editing, voice preservation, spoken or Egyptian Arabic writing, strict house-style rules, commercial copy, playbooks, presentations, visual-content review, or combined audit-and-edit workflows.

strict-human-output

Apply a structured human-writing policy to prose when the user wants strict anti-slop constraints, house-style compliance, factual discipline, punctuation controls, banned-language checks, or a final rule-based pass without changing approved meaning.

visual-content-anti-slop

Review or plan presentations, reports, brochures, documents, visual briefs, and Arabic RTL layouts for AI-design clichés, fake data, decorative copy, asset misuse, weak hierarchy, and Arabic rendering risks. Use when the requested deliverable has a visual or document-design component.

voice-preserving-edit

Edit a draft while protecting the writer's meaning, facts, cadence, vocabulary, humor, bluntness, uncertainty, and useful imperfections. Use when preserving personal voice matters more than making every sentence uniformly polished.